overheard conversation through the bathroom door
  • Andrew: *knocks on bathroom door* I need my watch.
  • Dad: You've had your wash
  • Andrew: NO, WATCH
  • Dad: Watch what, the telly?
  • not sure if my father is senile or just an epic troll dad.
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Violet Baudelaire, the eldest, was one of the finest 14 year-old inventors in the world. Anyone who knew Violet well, could tell she was inventing something when her long hair was tied up in a ribbon. In a world of abandoned items and discarded materials, Violet knew there was always something. Something she could fashion into nearly any device for nearly every occasion.

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hello

hello

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those glorious moments when there’s a doctor who reference in criminal minds.

sheer brilliance.

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chuckspalahniuk:

Begbie didn’t do drugs, he just did people. That’s what he got off on, his own sensory addiction.

i love begbie.

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